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Funny Friday - Giddyup, Giddyup, Giddyup...Let's Go...

I'd like to share my favorite "Sleigh Ride" Christmas video...introducing Domino, the ever-so-cute-and-lovable Irish Cob horse who couldn't help but get into the Christmas spirit himself...I LOVE him! :)

Here are the lyrics to the song Sleigh Ride:

"Just hear those sleigh bells jingling, ring-ting-tingling, too
Come on, it’s lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you
Outside the snow is falling and friends are calling, ‘Yoo-hoo!’
Come on, it’s lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you

Giddy-up, giddy-up, giddy-up, let’s go
Let’s look at the show
We’re riding in a wonderland of snow
Giddy-up, giddy-up, giddy-up, it’s grand
Just holding your hand

We’re gliding along with a song of a wintery fairyland
Our cheeks are nice and rosy and comfy-cozy are we
We’re snuggled up together like two birds of a feather would be
Let’s take that road before us and sing a chorus or two
Come on, it’s lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you

Giddy-up, giddy-up, giddy-up, let’s go
Let’s look at the show
We’re riding in a wonderland of snow
Giddy-up, giddy-up, giddy-up, it’s grand
Just holding your hand

We’re gliding along with a song of a wintery fairyland
Our cheeks are nice and rosy and comfy-cozy are we
We’re snuggled up together like two birds of a feather would be
Let’s take that road before us and sing a chorus or two
Come on, it’s lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you
Sleigh ride together with you
Sleigh ride together with you
Sleigh ride together with you"

Funny Fridays - Patty Enlargement

I've never tried the Big Carl...but this is a cute and funny video! :)

Funny Fridays - Kingsford the Piglet

Funny Fridays - The Funniest Daddy Ever...But You Just Never See Him!

Funny Fridays - How To Stack Dogs

This is how we stack dogs at a dog show:

This is how we stack dogs at home:

Photos courtesy: California Cane Corso

Why do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions when healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?

Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries...and a diet coke?

Why do banks leave vault doors open...and chain pens to the counters?

Why do people leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway...and put useless junk in the garage?

Why do stores sell hot dogs in packages of ten...and sell buns in packages of eight?

Why do we have drive-up ATM machines...with Braille lettering?

Why does the sun lighten our hair...but darken our skin?

Why can't women put mascara on...with their mouths closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery?"

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why do doctors call what they do "practice?"

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a "broker?"

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called "rush" hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why don't they make planes out of the stuff that the indestructible black boxes are made out of?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport a terminal?

If "con" is the opposite of "pro" then is Congress the opposite of progress?

Hot dog photo is in public domain. Lemons photo courtesy FreeDigitalPhotos.net.

Everyone should have their own trunk monkey!